Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse:
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
There’s a first time for everything…
As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. [...]
As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. My yellow toilet bowl and supply of anti-racing stripe strength Bleach are a strong testament to this.
My boys leave me dumbfounded on a daily basis, thinking [...]
I have finally reached my breaking point. you are the straw that has grossly disfigured the curvature of this old camels back.
I have no kind things to say to you. I have entered the bathroom on a daily basis, to find a fluorescent trail mapping out your bad aim all over my porcelain throne.
I wipe, I [...]
“How do I get Elmer’s glue out of Berber carpet?”
well, howdy-doody-daw. so, according to all the Google responses, I can easily repair a tear in my Berber with Elmer’s glue.well, gee, thanks guys. I guess if I had a big giant rip in the section of carpeting that my two year old poured glue onto, I [...]
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