I know….I know. I am quite sure you are telling yourself, “I didn’t come visit your site, today to subject myself to such a horrific vision of this magnitude!”
But remember where you are, people. This can’t exactly come as a shock to all of you regular readers! So suck it up. The following is disturbing. [...]

Originally posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2007

mommy, P.I. …..

when Zander came upstairs last night, enveloped in a lovely scent and sporting a thick, white creamy cloud on top of his head, I:
first, placed him in the tub and lather, rinsed and repeated. about three or four times.secondly, went downstairs to investigate.thirdly, discovered this…

the [...]

P.S. Is there white stuff there, where you’re at???

Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse:
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
There’s a first time for everything…
As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and [...]

High Hopes….
P.S.Is it just the fact that I have two sons, now……. or are girls maturing earlier these days?????

Sigh…………Well, at least his shirt is buttoned.Uhh,…partly.

I took the boys to the park the other day because it was so lovely outside and leave it to Zach to manage to find the only little girl in the entire park that was not wearing clothes.
This girl, along with one other girl who happened to be fully clothed, followed my innocent little Casanova [...]

6pm…

9pm…
I’m just trying to remind myself that these days will soon pass. Soon my boys will realize that using their dressers as springboards and the floor as a virtual swimming pool is actually not in their best interest. Or their face’s, for that matter.
I try to seek solace in the fact that we have excellent [...]

What is it about boys and insisting on trying to break their noses?
Bite off their tongues?Give themselves a concussion?Splitting their head open?Lacerating an eye?
Giving their mothers a heart condition?