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talking in his sleep…
my husband does this often and I can never remember the next morning what it was he said that made me roll off the bed laughing!this time, I had to get up and actually write it down. yes, people, THIS is my life. be it as it may! hubbie: so, what do you think? me:…
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a momentary lapse in judgement…
after giving all three of the kids their communion bath, I wrapped them up like little cocoons in their bath towels. sent them out to the living room and went to get eczema boy’s Zach’s tube of lube for his lovely sand paper skin.I began to lube up Zach quickly, so as to seal in…
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the real world….
last week, we took Zoe into orientation for kindergarten. those of you who read my blog know how hard this has all been for me.the second we entered the classroom, my heart dropped to the floor. I didn’t want my baby girl to see how hard this was for me.but it was.very hard.I had to…
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recipes from a two year old…
a collection of interesting concoctions Zander has made up in the past while playing in the kitchen, unbeknownst to mommy. Rice Cooker Surprise tempura chickencinnamon combine ingredients into a rice cooker already filled with steamed rice. stir. NOTE: make sure your mommy is out of the room before trying out this recipe. Carpet Pancakes a…
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my two year old’s very first joke…
this is not one those proud mama moments for me, people.it may very well be one for daddy, though. Zander: knot, knot. (translation: knock, knock.) us: whose there? Zander: nana. (translation: Banana) us: Banana, who? Zander: nana eat my poop! (translation: I have a very gross little boy!)
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100 things about me…
okay. I give. after reading Lauren’s newest blog post, I thought I should try and trump her, by actually listing the 100 things she spoke of.here goes. 1. I am a Hi skoole High school dropout.2. I am uncontrollably sarcastic. (see #1)3. I am afraid to fly.4. I refuse to cry in public. even at…
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in just one hour…
9:30:00 Zach spills a bowl of yogurt on the dining room floor. 9:32:00 clean yogurt from carpet. 9:37:00 sit back down at computer desk. 9:58:30 start to smell something synthetic burning. 9:59:00 start smelling my way down the hallway. 10:00:00 open the sewing room door. see my iron lying face down on the floor beneath…
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motherhood survival 101…
last week, Zoe awoke with a grumpy raincloud over her head.she drug herself down the hallway, moaning and groaning, “my tummy hurts.” this is Zoe’s usual routine when she doesn’t want to do something.I told her to stop whining and get dressed. she managed to slither her way to the couch where she stared into…
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interesting newfound ability…
I just discovered, while lugging around my 2 year old, that I can open a milk jug with just my thumb!