Category: warning

  • airing out…

    we made it back home, alive and well.no thanks to this guy! by yesterday afternoon, we came home to find just a subtle bouquet of industrial strength cleaner.as I said before, we left every window in the downstairs wide open for well over 12 hours.apparently, Sulfuric Acid travels quite well, once airborne. and it took…

  • dear dribble faerie…

    I have finally reached my breaking point. you are the straw that has grossly disfigured the curvature of this old camels back. I have no kind things to say to you. I have entered the bathroom on a daily basis, to find a fluorescent trail mapping out your bad aim all over my porcelain throne.…

  • a mother’s public service announcement…