Category: not funny

  • Monday Replay…

    Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 There’s a first time for everything… As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference…

  • There’s a first time for everything…

    As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. My yellow toilet bowl and supply of anti-racing stripe strength Bleach are a strong testament to this. My boys leave me dumbfounded on a daily…

  • dear dribble faerie…

    I have finally reached my breaking point. you are the straw that has grossly disfigured the curvature of this old camels back. I have no kind things to say to you. I have entered the bathroom on a daily basis, to find a fluorescent trail mapping out your bad aim all over my porcelain throne.…

  • I can’t believe I had to Google this…

    “How do I get Elmer’s glue out of Berber carpet?” well, howdy-doody-daw. so, according to all the Google responses, I can easily repair a tear in my Berber with Elmer’s glue.well, gee, thanks guys. I guess if I had a big giant rip in the section of carpeting that my two year old poured glue…