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Signs you were in the hospital TOO long…
You dial 9 first, before calling your mother.Even though you’re using your home phone.From home.You catch your son “placing an IV” on his brother, during bathtime.Using a medicine dropper and small plastic soda bottle.“2 liters of Johnson’s Baby Wash, STAT!!!” You write down every movement your child has throughout the day.Except, you write it on…
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"why CAN’T I hang this on the fridge, honey?"…
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dear dribble faerie…
I have finally reached my breaking point. you are the straw that has grossly disfigured the curvature of this old camels back. I have no kind things to say to you. I have entered the bathroom on a daily basis, to find a fluorescent trail mapping out your bad aim all over my porcelain throne.…