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haircutting with Pinocchio’s little sister…
“Zoe, what were you doing in the bathroom just now?” “Nothing.” “Oh really. You weren’t in there cutting your hair?” “No.” “Okay, I’m gonna ask you again.Did you cut your own hair?” “No.” “I give up!”
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bathtub bayonets…
alright, when exactly does the statute of limitations run out on bathing all three of your children together? communal bathing, if you will. I have always done this. mainly because I only care to undergo this painful ritual once each time I do it, and not three separate times. that, and it also takes up…