Category: accidents

  • sleep over…

    yesterday was a fun-filled shmorgesborg chalk full of excitement and surprise. I began my day the same way I have for the past week, soar throat, crusty nasal cavities and chapped lips. I open my mouth to say “good morning.” to my husband and instead a 85 year old, transvestite, smoker comes out to greet…

  • P.T.C, a perplexing disease…

    I must admit, I don’t believe my other two kids ever did this! when I walked into the livingroom the other day, I caught Zander peeing onto his pull-up that he had just stripped off of himself and threw on the floor. as if it was a urinal. (screaming, ecstatically) “Zander, what are you doing???!!!!!”…