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Monday Replay…
Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 There’s a first time for everything… As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference…
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Rhetorical questions…
What is it about boys and insisting on trying to break their noses? Bite off their tongues?Give themselves a concussion?Splitting their head open?Lacerating an eye? Giving their mothers a heart condition?
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There’s a first time for everything…
As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. My yellow toilet bowl and supply of anti-racing stripe strength Bleach are a strong testament to this. My boys leave me dumbfounded on a daily…
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olympic stair luge…
RULES: ~carry at least 2 heaping laundry baskets full of clothes, stacked on top of each other. ~leave a snow boot on the top landing. ~since your homemade laundry tower is so tall, you can’t feasibly see over the top, proceed to step on the boot, lose your footing, vault up into the air, skipping…
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a shattered tail light and a total-ed ego…
you wouldn’t believe the freaky thing that happened to me today.I decided to take a shortcut (shortcuts are almost never shortcuts, this should have been a clue.) on the way to an ironing job I do out in the suburbs. I turned down a short little street that ties into a busy main fare. this…