I’m in love with a bald man…


and yes. my husband knows.
in fact, my husband is quite taken with him, as well.

I’ve been using these “magical clean-y-do-wopper thingies” ever since they first hit the grocery store shelves.
they are AWESOME!
and for some reason, unbeknownst to myself, they hold some strange power over me. a cleaning power. a force, if you will. BEWARE! if you ever buy one, you will NOT be able to stop.
just about the ONLY thing I haven’t cleaned with one of these are my children. and let me tell you, it is awful tempting!

not only have these things made all my children’s artwork on our walls go “POOF!”. but they have also kicked some serious soap scum butt in my shower stall.

exhibit A:

this probably would have carried more weight, had I taken a “before” picture. but trust me, that is one picture you DON’T want unleashed before your eyes!
trust me.

aside from cleaning, cleaning and..let’s see here, what else?…….oh yeah, CLEANING, there hasn’t been much else going on.

“oh! so you’ve got everything packed, then! great!” – you say.

yeah right.

the only reason I’ve been cleaning like a mAd WomAn is simply because I have run out of BOXES!

AARRGGHH!!

what is a girl to do?

where is that bald guy when I really need him?

DISCLAIMER:
I have to mention, I have not been paid by Procter & Gamble or Mr. Clean or Mrs. Clean or anyone else for writing this post. I am simply just one of their many innocent victims who have fallen prey to their “magical” sponge.


3 responses to “I’m in love with a bald man…”

  1. Kalurah,
    I’ve always wondered about that Magic Eraser, though I’ve never used it. What kind of voodoo magic is in that thing?
    Hey, I know you watch Top Model and I was watching this show about Reality Star Updates(yes, I was THAT bored!) last night. Do you remember that girl, Shandi, who was gawky and blonde and cheated on her beloved boyfriend while on the show and he cried and screamed at her on the phone when she told him? Well, she was one of the ones they updated and she is now living in New York. She gave up modeling and is working as a receptionist. And she does Karaoke Night at some club on a regular basis. I hate to say this but…random, huh?
    –Laurie

  2. well, it’s nice to see that Shandi’s been humbled.
    I must say, I would get more satisfaction from learning she has popped out a few kids and gained 50lbs. (oh my, was that my vindictive side talking just now?!)

  3. Oh! Fabulous. I’m running out to the store to pick one up ASAP. I need something in my bathroom… because while we can afford to put in new floors and counter, a new tub is a NO GO! 😀