9:30:00 Zach spills a bowl of yogurt on the dining room floor.

9:32:00 clean yogurt from carpet.

9:37:00 sit back down at computer desk.

9:58:30 start to smell something synthetic burning.

9:59:00 start smelling my way down the hallway.

10:00:00 open the sewing room door.
see my iron lying face down on the floor beneath the ironing board.

10:00:30 lift iron to reveal huge hole in the carpet.

10:00:32 gasp.

10:00:50 wonder to myself, “why didn’t you unplug the iron after using it last?

10:01:30 sigh.

10:02:00 slither back down the hallway to the computer desk.

10:02:30 see that my glass of water has been (mysteriously) spilt onto the keyboard.

10:04:00 clean the keybaord, mouse, mousepad and desk.

10:07:00 cry.

10:07:05 sit back down at desk.

10:15:00 look up. 2 year old covered in Vaseline.

10:16:00 clean 2 year old.

10:22:00 clean Vaseline off of the couch.

10:25:00 also clean yogurt off the couch that I must have missed from 9:30 incident.

10:29:00 scream.

disclaimer:
no children were harmed in this event.
miraculously.