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Place the proper and most fitting title on this photo.
Pick the perfect one and you will be rewarded with one of these.
Ooooooh. Aaaaaah.I can think of no better way to celebrate my first year of blogging than by giving away something. And since I just reached my 50th sale in my etsy shop, it seemed pretty obvious that this is what the grand prize should be.
You have until Friday evening(8pm PST) to complete your mission.
Good luck!
note: Your caption does not have to be short and sweet.
What I’m looking for is the most clever and witty caption for this very cringing picture of my sweet boy collecting dna samples off the playground equipment.
11 responses to “Caption This…”
Mom! It tastes just like chicken!
Great! The matronly wit, it runs thick at the moment but I’ll be back with an entry. Ugh is the immediate response and then: the poor mommy who had to see this!
ew. i’m so grossed out right now i can’t even think of anything witty or comical. i’ll get back to you by tomorrow 11pm est 🙂
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a climbing bar?
Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb!
Schwartz: That’s ’cause you know it’ll stick!
Flick: You’re full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double dog dare you!
Narrator Ralphie: Now it was serious. A double dog dare. What else was there but a triple dare? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple dog dare.
Schwartz: I triple dog dare ya!
Narrator Ralphie: Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
From A Christmas Story
Hey! They were right.This does get rid of dirt I ate from that sucker I found under the slide!
“otay, otay Zoe! I pwomise not to go back in yor woom again! Now PWEESE go get shum warm water and get my tongue unschtuck.”
alright, ignore he’s wearing a tshirt 😉 pretend its cold 😀
I hope everyone here has the same slightly wicked sense of humor that pleases the matron and does not offend? And Kalurah, I told my readers to come over here, too.
Launching a long life of experimental licks because your dear sweet baby’s perfect pink tongue will become a MAN’s tongue and is revealing itself here to be interested in the new experience, the new taste, the new DNA sweet treat and perhaps even the forbidden fruit: here is a tongue with future talent his mother will never be able to see!
“I wish mom would just give me my own sucker, these sloppy seconds aren’t quite as tasty.”
‘When at the playground, remember to build up your immunity.’
ok….in order to do this i had to think about my own son and put myself in your shoes….
“mommy, you gonna put that on your blog?”
or
mommy: “zach!”
zach: “wha?! i just wonder’d what it tasted like.”
or
eyeballing the cutie in pink, demurely playing in the nearby sandbox, zach did the most natural thing possible. something gross. something not so smart. something to show off his masculinity. what followed could only have been the warrior chant, flexing of muscles and if that didn’t work he most certainly pulled her pigtails and blew a raspberry in her face.