we made it back home, alive and well.
no thanks to this guy!

by yesterday afternoon, we came home to find just a subtle bouquet of industrial strength cleaner.
as I said before, we left every window in the downstairs wide open for well over 12 hours.
apparently, Sulfuric Acid travels quite well, once airborne. and it took a one-way trip outside our house.

my number one concern when we fled our abode, was Zach’s asthma. his Bronchi were acting a little miffed by the whole turn of events and I wasn’t at all liking the cough he began
belting out.

the hubbie has already assured me that he, in all honesty, only used about a tablespoon of this stuff. I can only assume that his idea of a tablespoon resembles that of an actual table.

all jokes aside, you have to see the warning label on this stuff.
NOTE the use of terms such as, “delayed lung injury“, “CPR” and the “flushing” of numerous areas of both your body and your household fixtures.

I find it disturbing that one can purchase such a product legally, even without a background check or 7 day waiting period.

next time you’re in the market for an over-the-counter tear gas, or just yearn for an unwanted guest to evacuate your premises, give this bad boy a try.
just make sure anyone you actually care about is out of harm’s way.
say, in the next county.