please pardon that horrible but achingly true pun!

we have a three day convention that we attend each year in the summer in Kennewick, WA. we went yesterday and Jason drug himself around through the 108 degree heat as if someone had beat the holy tar out of him and left him for dead in the middle of a desert.

we got back home at 7 pm and he crashed into bed. in the middle of the night, he was visited by the “d” fairie.

yes, that’s right.

the D word.

the same one that haunted our household just a couple days ago has returned.

by this morning, Jason still wasn’t holding it together. (I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’ll stop, I swear!)

then Zander awoke with a full pull-up of what he calls “water”. (yeah, brown water!)

okay, so enough grossing all you lovely people out. I DO want you to want to come back, after all.

“Oh! have you been to Kalurah’s blog lately? gross!! I thought I was gonna be sick when I read it! like, as sick as her husband, sick!”

no. we wouldn’t want you saying that.

so I degress.

I am, sufficed to say, staying home from day two of our convention to nurse my dear ones back to health.

here’s hoping the day goes smoothly.
(that one was an honest mistake, I swear!)