okay. I give. after reading Lauren’s newest blog post, I thought I should try and trump her, by actually listing the 100 things she spoke of.
here goes.

1. I am a Hi skoole High school dropout.
2. I am uncontrollably sarcastic. (see #1)
3. I am afraid to fly.
4. I refuse to cry in public. even at a funeral or wedding.
5. I cry during commercials.
6. I hate commercials.
7. I often contradict myself.
8. I am a spelling snob. (if you can’t spell, be damned. I will hunt you down and edit you.)
9. I am and always have been a spoiled rotten brat. I plan on always being one.
10.I loathe tomatoes.
11.I love sauerkraut.
12.I love Madonna.
13.don’t you dare judge me.
14.I only get to shower twice a week.
15.see #13.
16.I like to take pictures of myself.
17.I am and always have been completely full of myself. (see #9)
18.I’m not saying I’m conceited, mind you.
19.I just don’t have any complaints to God regarding what he gave me.
20.I believe in God.
21.I know his name.
22.We talk often.(I talk, he listens.)
23.I thank him every day for my beautiful babies.
24.I have three beautiful babies.
25.I have Zoe.
26.I have Zachary.
27.I have Zander.
28.I also have a Jason.
29.He is my husband.
30.He is the greatest husband in all the world.
31….no, in all the known universe.
32.I know, you thought you were married to the greatest husband in the world.
33.but you’re not.
34.I am.
35.so there.
36.I like to start arguments.
37.I ‘huff’ and ‘puff’ when I don’t win one.
38.I usually just call you an “idiot” under my breath as I fake a smile and walk away.
39.I pretend to be nice. (see #38)
40.I will almost NEVER complain to your face.
41.I will go directly home and complain about you to my husband.
42.my husband will nod his head in agreement.
43.remember, he is the greatest husband in the world.
44.and the known universe.
45.my favorite group is Fleetwood Mac.
46.no, I am not a hippie.
47.no, I don’t idolize Stevie Nicks.
48.I don’t even like Stevie Nicks.
49.I remember riding in the car on family vacations, hearing Fleetwood Mac in the tape player.
50.I remember hearing it on my dad’s 8 track player in the garage when I was about 10.
51.I remember wanting to dance to “Landslide” with my father at my wedding.
52.I got married.
53.my father wasn’t there.
54.neither was my mother.
55.or my brother.
56.or my sister.
57.I wish they had been.
58.I’m sorry for that.
59.I LOVE my family.
60.we are not normal.
61.we have one dad.
62.one mom.
62.they are not divorced.
63.they love each other.
64.I love them. (see #59)
65.I also love my in-laws.
66.I think they’re great.
67.they are not normal either.
68.see #61-63. (it also applies to them.)
69.I have a very dirty mind.
70.I finally went back and got my GED before I had my third child.(see#1)
71.my dream job has always been to be a model.(see#16-19.)
72.I told you don’t, judge me.
73.I love watching “America’s Next Top Model”. (see #72)
74.I still think it would be cool to be a model.(#72!)
75.I think if stretchmarks and a saggy butt ever come in to style, I really have a good chance!
76.I do have stretch marks.
77.and a very saggy butt.
78.I can’t believe I am up to number 78 already.
79.yes. that’s right. 78. oh look there, it’s now 79.
80.okay I know I’m cheating here.
81.but you try to come up with 100 things.
82.I’d like to see ya try.
83.no seriously, go ahead. let’s see it.
84.I really don’t think you have it in you.
85.refer to #36.
86.I just called you an idiot under my breath and walked away.
87. I didn’t even fake the smile this time.
88.okay, I’m back now.
89.I get over things very quickly.
90.I am a bit moody.
91.I also get bored fast.
92.when the heck is this stupid list going to be over. (see #90 and #91)
93.I think I should finish this list, now.
94.I don’t think I have ever actually made a list that I actually looked at after making.
95.speaking of lists, I don’t go to the grocery store.
96.I send my husband.
97.remember him?
98.the greatest husband in the world.
99.and the known universe.
100.oh look! we’re done. now what? should I list one more thing? yeah, I totally should. no, maybe not. that would just be silly. (see#7, and go try to make your own list, now. I dare ya. )