Category: oops

  • Monday Replay…

    Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 There’s a first time for everything… As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference […]

  • It’s time for a mommy vacation, when…..

    …..the children create an impromptu Ice Rink on the Kitchen and Living room floor with a dozen eggs. …..right after a bath. (Yes, that’s my children, the future Olympic Salmonella Skating Champions of the World.)

  • There’s a first time for everything…

    As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. My yellow toilet bowl and supply of anti-racing stripe strength Bleach are a strong testament to this. My boys leave me dumbfounded on a daily […]

  • olympic stair luge…

    RULES: ~carry at least 2 heaping laundry baskets full of clothes, stacked on top of each other. ~leave a snow boot on the top landing. ~since your homemade laundry tower is so tall, you can’t feasibly see over the top, proceed to step on the boot, lose your footing, vault up into the air, skipping […]

  • sleep over…

    yesterday was a fun-filled shmorgesborg chalk full of excitement and surprise. I began my day the same way I have for the past week, soar throat, crusty nasal cavities and chapped lips. I open my mouth to say “good morning.” to my husband and instead a 85 year old, transvestite, smoker comes out to greet […]

  • haircutting with Pinocchio’s little sister…

    “Zoe, what were you doing in the bathroom just now?” “Nothing.” “Oh really. You weren’t in there cutting your hair?” “No.” “Okay, I’m gonna ask you again.Did you cut your own hair?” “No.” “I give up!”