Category: humor

  • Signs you were in the hospital TOO long…

    You dial 9 first, before calling your mother.Even though you’re using your home phone.From home.You catch your son “placing an IV” on his brother, during bathtime.Using a medicine dropper and small plastic soda bottle.“2 liters of Johnson’s Baby Wash, STAT!!!” You write down every movement your child has throughout the day.Except, you write it on […]

  • "why CAN’T I hang this on the fridge, honey?"…

  • dear dribble faerie…

    I have finally reached my breaking point. you are the straw that has grossly disfigured the curvature of this old camels back. I have no kind things to say to you. I have entered the bathroom on a daily basis, to find a fluorescent trail mapping out your bad aim all over my porcelain throne. […]

  • a federal case…

    I know.you’ve probably had about all you can take of my families health reports lately. (er, sick reports) but I have to share with you how our afternoon went on Thursday. after doing the cleaning job for my sister, I retrieved the boys from my moms house and came home to get the key for […]