But remember where you are, people. This can’t exactly come as a shock to all of you regular readers! So suck it up. The [...]]]>
I know….I know. I am quite sure you are telling yourself, “I didn’t come visit your site, today to subject myself to such a horrific vision of this magnitude!”

But remember where you are, people. This can’t exactly come as a shock to all of you regular readers! So suck it up. The following is disturbing. Just feel fortunate I made all of the following pictures Black and White!!!

I want to know what it is, in particular that peeks a 3 year olds’ curiosity, when it comes to cramming objects down the Latrine.

Seriously, this has to be the 4th or possibly even 5th time my husband has had to get down on his hands and knees and root around down there, searching for the last innocent victim that Zander has so heartlessly sent to their watery grave.

Of the long extended history of the sport of Toilet Hide Away, my husband/Plumber in Training has retrieved numerous items. Toys, socks, underwear, writing utensils, toothbrushes. I can only seek solace in the fact that we don’t have any small pets in our household!

when Zander came upstairs last night, enveloped in a lovely scent and sporting a thick, white creamy cloud on top of his head, I:

first, placed him in the tub and lather, rinsed and repeated. about three or four times.secondly, went downstairs to investigate.thirdly, discovered this…

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As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. [...]]]> Just because I need a good laugh today and to serve as a little reminder that….it could be worse:

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

There’s a first time for everything…

As a mother of two boys, I’ve encountered some things that would make your mother blush.
After having a girl, it became quite clear the stark difference between boys and girls. My yellow toilet bowl and supply of anti-racing stripe strength Bleach are a strong testament to this.

My boys leave me dumbfounded on a daily basis, thinking up new and inventive ways to crush any hopes that they may someday manage to make it to age 12.
Between the fist fights, running with scissors, sliding down the stairs in laundry baskets and riding their bikes naked, I often seek comfort by assuming that these must be things that are common among little boys.

But this afternoon, my 2 year old had me questioning “life” itself.

I can’t imagine what on earth this child was thinking when he found himself covered in a wad of gum and came asking his mother for help in removing said gum from said one’s
“member”.

In all my days, in all my “mother of two boys” life, I have never experienced the horror that is
slathering peanut butter on your 2 year old’s nether region.

No mother should have to succumb to this.
And I am pretty certain the lady OR gentlemen on the other line of the Jif 1-800 24 hour support line doesn’t want to either.

My unsympathetic mother tried making light of the situation by stating that “at least he has no hair there, yet!”

Gee, thanks. mom. Thanks for reminding me of one more thing I have to look forward to.

This girl, along with one other girl who happened to be fully clothed, followed my innocent little Casanova all [...]]]>

I’m just trying to remind myself that these days will soon pass. Soon my boys will realize that using their dressers as springboards and the floor as a virtual swimming pool is actually not in their best interest. Or their face’s, for that matter.

I try to seek solace in the fact that we have excellent medical [...]]]> 6pm…

I’m just trying to remind myself that these days will soon pass. Soon my boys will realize that using their dressers as springboards and the floor as a virtual swimming pool is actually not in their best interest. Or their face’s, for that matter.

I try to seek solace in the fact that we have excellent medical coverage and only live 2 minutes from the local Emergency Room.

All of these are empty comforts when you consider that this is your child and they came this much closer to escaping death. Again. A feat that adolescent boys seem to look at as a personal challenge that they must defeat.

…..BOYS!!!

p.s DON’T forget to comment for entry into the Giveaway.
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Bite off their tongues?Give themselves a concussion?Splitting their head open?Lacerating an eye?

Giving their mothers a [...]]]> What is it about boys and insisting on trying to break their noses?

Bite off their tongues?
Give themselves a concussion?
Splitting their head open?
Lacerating an eye?

Giving their mothers a heart condition?