while they play…

P.T.C, a perplexing disease…

I must admit, I don’t believe my other two kids ever did this!

when I walked into the livingroom the other day, I caught Zander peeing onto his pull-up that he had just stripped off of himself and threw on the floor.

as if it was a urinal.

(screaming, ecstatically) “Zander, what are you doing???!!!!!”

(nonchalantly) “I’m peeing.”

he uses the toilet to pee on a daily basis, so I know he gets it!
what perplexes me is why he comes up to me and says, “mom, I just peed on the floor.”,
smiles and then runs away.
like it’s a game.
I feel like I’m housebreaking a damn dog!

“bad boy! BAD!“
(do I rub his nose in it?)

I know Zachary never pulled stunts like this and neither did Zoe.
is it just a phase or is my son retarded Potty-Training-Challenged?

they don’t cover this in the text books, which leads me to think that my boy is a freak of nature special.
at this point, I can’t even call these “accidents”. they’re more like “purposes”.
I don’t even know how to prepare myself for the #2 stage of potty training!
(industrial size bottle of Lysol and Vodka stand ready.)

a cry for help to all mom’s of boys~did your son show similar signs of retardation ever do something similar to this?

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4 responses to “P.T.C, a perplexing disease…”

  1. Not in the house, but I did encourage a lot of this behavior outside. We had a niece who would poop behind the curtains in the living room–that’s right, on the carpet in a nice little pile like a dog. She was an attention hog. I think you have the right idea with Lysol and Vodka.

  2. my two year old IS an attention hog. I’m sure that has alot to do with it.
    he bites for the same reason, as well.
    I guess I could have a special “pen” made up in the house lined with newspaper. 😉