9:30:00 Zach spills a bowl of yogurt on the dining room floor. 9:32:00 clean yogurt from carpet. 9:37:00 sit back down at computer desk. 9:58:30 start to smell something synthetic burning. 9:59:00 start smelling my way down the hallway. 10:00:00 open the sewing room door. see my iron lying face down on the floor beneath…